Thank You Facebook For Informing Me on THAT... Really. Thanks.

Dear Someone,
Facebook.... Oh that wonderful thing.  We all hate it yet love it at the same time.  Seriously, you can't deny it. It's really boring honestly. So many times you try to quit. Yet, if you quit. You are totally out of the loop! You miss out on the latest stuff with every one you some what know. 
Every one has at least 100 friends on Facebook.... But... Hey i don't have 100 close friends.  I only have like. five.. and half the people I am friends with on Facebook we have never actually talking in person EVER or we hate each other. . . Yet. . . we are friends? Yes. Weird.
Also. we are ALL guilty of Facebook Stalking people.  We can't help but look through their pictures. Why? We hardly know them.. Or we know them VERY well, but you still feel like your creeping on them. 
Also.  I hate it when people say "In a Relationship" But it doesn't say who with.... its so lame. Seriously  if you are gonna say your in a relationship you might as well say who it's with. It's like a big mystery and all the comments that seem to follow it are "WHO WITH?!" Then they comment on it saying "Oh I'll text you(:" ... If it's really that big a secret why even post you're in a realistionship?
... yeah that bothers me...
But what bothers me the most.  Are those statuses where you are unsure if they are about you or not... Yes that sounds vein and stupid but hey.  You do talk to people at school and what not.  So who knows, that one status could very well be about you.  You're the reason why they are confused, or why they are so happy.
So. Knowing that the status just MIGHT be about you, you end up checking every few minutes and watch the comments build up.  Seeing what people are saying.  But, they don't know it's about you, they think its about something else.
So you try to stop looking at those comments.  That's when you know you got ditched by your friends.  You see all the pictures, and statuses saying how much fun that one thing was...  Yeah doesn't that just give you a warm fuzzy feeling inside knowing that they intentionally didn't invite you.  Causing you to say home and sit on your butt bored all day because no one could have out because HEY LOOK every one is at this thing except you! ... So
Thank You Facebook For Informing Me on THAT... Really. Thanks.