Friday, September 17, 2010

When You Need a Moment Twix Bars are Niffty

Dear Someone,
So hey, look I'm a teenager now.  And now that I'm all "grown up" and i can drive and have my own car and what not that I am responsible enough to mean what I say. Even if its not like... Nice things.  But honestly alot of times things just kinda...slip out. Then people get angery. Not not just your friends, but your parents, teachers, siblings.  You just say things as they come to mind.   
But hey I'm a teenager.  That seems to be the norms of teenagers.  Even if we like it or not. Stupid mistakes just happen.  What I wouldn't give for a twix bar at those moment.
Like you know in the commericals where the guy is talking to that girl he thinks is mighty attractive and he says something that can be taken very offencively.  Then he just pulls out his handy dandy twix bar.  He takes a bite and every thing just stops around him, he has time to think about how to fix it.  And then he just smooth talks his way out of it. 
That would be pretty sweet, not gonna lie.  Expeically if I was with a guy, and I said something really lame. That would be nifty. But saddly, I'm not a smooth talker.  I would probbaly think of something I THOUGHT was smooth then the moment it leaves my lips... I realise..  It's really not and it makes everything more awkward.  Then I might need another twix bar, and that time remember that I'm not smooth at all so I should just not even attempt it.
Yet I dont think the magical chocolate bar is gonna be helpful in some situations. . .
But it would be nice to take a bite of a delicious carmel filled, chocolate covered cookie bar thing and take a moment to just step back.  Think about what you just created.  The snow ball that was started out with one word then just kept getting worse and worse.  Bigger and Bigger.  Then it's just gonna get so big it will just crush you in the end.  Leaving you flat on the floor like an ant you just steped on.
Lovely image huh? But...
When You Need a Moment Twix Bars are Niffty

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